I have just become a Zend PHP Certified Engineer. It's not quite letters after my name, but Zend have sent me a snazzy logo and all those months of study seem suddenly worthwhile!

I do solemnly swear to uphold the art of PHP programming, to never again mention all those other 'web' languages and to fight for truth, justice and more debugging time from hence forth!

Alex Stanhope
Lightenna Ltd.